A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
i’m done with this website
Ozzy is my spirit animal
hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo
women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
Become a figure skater they said
it will be fun they said